Another result of the recession ...

less shark attacks!
Well according to NPR anyway. This is how it works. Bad economy equals less money. Less money equals less vacations to tropical places. Less vacations equals less people in the water equals less temptation for sharks. I know sharks rarely attack, but now they have less reason to. So when you're crying into your empty wallets and gazing longingly at calenders of beaches in Hawaii, cheer up a little bit! Staying at home exponentially decreases your risk of having your leg chomped off by a shark. And if you reeeeally want to recreate the experience, watch Jaws 1, 2, 3, or even 4!